What’s happened to D Double E? He has calmed down!!!! I miss his hyper intense ‘spitting’!!! Luved his dancing though! Bluku Bluku!

Dizzee Rascal was hauled off a plane at Heathrow yesterday for allegedly hurling abuse at a stewardess – and now he could face a life ban from British Airways.

The East London-born singer is said to have hurled foul-mouthed insults at the stewardess as he sat in First Class.

He had been on his way to Portugal to the Optimus Alive! festival, where Coldplay and Foo Fighters were also on the bill, but as a result of the incident was unable to play there.

Tempers flared on the Airbus 320 as it sat waiting on the tarmac for more than an hour because of technical problems.

An eyewitness said: ‘Dizzee was getting very angry it was taking so long to take off. Then he threw a tantrum with staff, and passengers were told something was wrong.

‘After the incident his band members were still on the flight. They started kicking off, too, shouting that they couldn’t play without him because he’d been thrown off.’

I wonder if Dizzee flipped on the steward and said:

“look, ‘Blood Dont Let Me Get Old Skool’…whats happening to this plane? It’s just ‘Sitting Here’…I’m going to go ‘Bonkers’………look ‘Wot U On?’…….’Stop Dat’….don’t give me no ‘Tongue and Cheek’……your some ‘Jezebel’……’Pussyhole’…..’Hold Ya Mouf’…..’Suck My Dick’…….Cha I’m off  ’U Cant Tell Me Nuffin”!

(In case your thinking what am I on about…..These  are song titles from Dizzees album Boy In Da Corner and Maths + English and Tongue and Cheek lol)

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Boy In Da Corner is such a classic!

The creators of The Inbetweeners are reportedly working on a new show based on the life of Dizzee Rascal.

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Yippee the planned duet with Cheryl Cole and Dizzee Rascal has been scrapped!!! The duet was planned for release next month, but because Cheryl’s last single The Flood flopped, Dizzee has basically ditched her! I cant say I don’t blame him!!! But what was he thinking in the first place???

I wonder if this photo was taken after he herd that he no longer has to sing with her!!!!  lol

Cheryl Cole has recorded a collaboration with Dizzee Rascal  called ‘Everybody, Everyone’ for her new album Messy Little Raindrops.

A source told The Sun: “Cheryl approached Dizzee about working together and they managed to rattle this track out in record time for the new album.

“It was all Cheryl’s idea. She’s a big fan of Dizzee and his collaborations with other artists. They got on really well and were on the same level.

“It was only a matter of time before the current king and queen of pop came together. They had a good laugh. Dizzee had a sparkle in his eye for her.”

Lyrics apparently include: “I don’t know what you’re waiting for/ Sometimes life’s unfair/ Don’t let that stop you though/ I’ve been right where you are before.” Another line in the track goes: “I’m no saint/ You’re not either/ So what are we trying to be perfect for?”

Yes you are correct Cheryl. You are not a saint!

My thoughts on the nominations – Well I definitely think Tinie Tempah will win Best Newcomer. Not sure who should get Best UK Act, the list is far too long….but it will probably go to Tinie or Taio Cruz….I would like Giggs to win, but I doubt that would happen! ….Best Song should go to Tinie, Taio or dear I say N-Dubz (the tune is catchy).

The nominations for Best UK SOUL/R & B just highights how weak this music is in the UK??? Like who are these people??? Corrine Bailey Raye is just boring, Sade is even worse and just bores me to tears….Plan B is like ‘yeah ok what ever’…..I am surprised though that the singer ROX did not recieve any nominations!!! She may not have received a huge amount of chart success in the UK but her album Memoirs is constantly being played on rotation in H&M, Selfridges, Top Shop, Super Drugs….just about everywhere, her track ‘I don’t believe’ has been used for the RIMMEL advert….she is young, talented and relevant more so than SHITTY BURKE! ….ROX at least deserved a nomination!

Best UK HIP HOP/GRIME  - Well this one is tricky! Giggs has great style , flow and delivery, Wiley is an all round talented musician, but just not as  marketable as the rest and Skepta is just sexy and should really win an award for GRIME CANDY OF THE YEAR! lol lol….It’s funny that Tinie Tempah is not in this category though…it’s official he has totally left the Grime Scene.

Best International Act – Well these people probably dont care about wining a MOBO AWARD, so I don’t care who wins.

Best Reggae Act – I want to say Gappy Ranks for obvious reasons, but it may just go to Vybz Kartel!

Anyway good luck to all the nominees!

When speaking to the Guardian about his music collaborations, and his early labelling as a grime artist Dizzee says “Everyone called it Grime, but I didn’t…..there is no such thing as Grime”.

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Dizzee Rascal has revealed that he would love to become the next James Bond.

A survey discovered that the rapper was the most popular choice for the first black Bond.

Speaking to the News of the World, Rascal admitted that he would like to take on the role.

“I heard that this morning, I like that,” he joked. “Yeah, that’s big, that’s big. Why not man? I can rock a tuxedo. The whole nation’s seen that. I’ve just got to get my lines right, that’s all.”

He later added: “That one needs to be done. First black James Bond, it needs to be done. And who better to do it?”

Rascal also said that he would like to star alongside Eva Mendes or Eva Longoria in the movie and quipped that he will ask Brad Pitt to help him get the role after the actor revealed that he likes ‘Bonkers’.

“That’s an honour,” he said. “I actually saw him a few weeks ago at Claudia Schiffer’s house – you know, yeah, yeah – so I might get that James Bond role after all, pull a few strings and that.”

Dizzee can’t be serious!…..But watch his name drops! Brad Pitt  and Claudia Schiffer’s…what’s he doing at her house?